Hellllloooooooooooo.
Well the biggest night of music happened. As always, I am going to share my two cents on all things style. Good news, I found out I am hopping on a plane early Tuesday morning to shoot a national tv segment so I have to pack and get my life organized. Soooo for this red carpet showdown I am going to give you one to two sentences that will completely sum up each look. This is going to be fun ya’ll.
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Beyonce:
Not your best…you can do better Queen B. I wish your hair color didn’t match your skin.
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Rihanna:
“Todders & Tiarras’
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Taylor:
Yesssssssss- pageant central!!! Love the blue progression of color.
*BEST DRESSED
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Jane:
YOU ARE A GODDESS!!!!!! WERK THAT JUMPSUIT MAMA!!!!
*BEST DRESSED
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Katherine:
Nomi Malone. #EverythingWrong
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Megan:
Would have worked on Beyonce.
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Kat:
Killer dress but fit was off. Man your skin is glorious.
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Katy:
Pretty but more appropriate for someone 45+ or without the purple hair. Ps this eye make- up application looks like you just had a facelift.
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Sia:
You are a true artist and you can do whatever you want in my book.
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Iggy:
Fit of dress is flawless but hair is distracting, not romantic vibe you were going for.
This made me laugh:
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Lady Gaga:
When a slit of a dress is too high it can make your thighs seem larger….take note.
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Nicki:
I miss the crazy Nicki.
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Zendaya:
This hair ages you 15 yrs, but you could play a young Halle Berry!
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Bonnie:
Pretty but more editorial than red carpet for me. The cups of the dress make it look cheap.
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Miley:
Dress- Damn Gina.
Makeup- Girl you need more.
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Rita:
Disco ball happiness! #GetDownOnIt
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Madonna:
Not THE most flattering but guys, it’s Madonna. She can do whatever she wants. I do appreciate this matador theme. #Bulls #Capes
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Gwen:
YOU ARE BREATHTAKING!!!! Love me a jumpsuit and a messy french twist.
*BEST DRESSED
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Chrissy:
Super.Model. #boom
*BEST DRESSED
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Ciara:
From the waist up- killer
Waist down- stripper nation
(If she had paired with black cigarette pants this look would be insane. But we get it, you are showing off post-baby).
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Arianna:
Dress- Yummmmmmmm
Choker/White Pumps- circa 1993
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Miranda
Pop of color- yay!
Hair- ugggggggggg the color is just WRONG! You need some blonde money pieces in the front.
Kim & Kanye
Kim- The best smoking jacket I have ever seen! 😉 I would have shortened the arm length and brought the zipper down to right above the knee.
Kanye- I appreciate the velvet suit tucked into your boots.
*You both still annoy me.
What did you think?!?! Share away! I love hearing from all of you. I’ll share what segment I’m shooting when it airs and I’m allowed to run my mouth.
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Happy Monday lovelies. xoxo, Loftiss
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