Hello lovelies. While writing this I’m up up up in the air flying to Birmingham, AL. In the last 4 days I’ve been on 5 flights. Yes, my life as a gypsy continues. I just had to report on the Met Gala last night! Ahhhhh soooo many looks to comment on where or where do I begin.

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SOLANGE KNOWLES__Rachel Roy

YES!!!!!!!!! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!!

I guess you were tired of your sister taking the spotlight and decided to hire a stylist. This color is flawless on your skin!!! Definitely my Most Improved!

KATE BOSWORTH___Prada

I really want to slap a fall on Kate and have her dance Rich Man’s Frug from ‘Fosee.”

SOFIA VERGARA__Marchesa

Love the dress but the makeup is a little harsh for how delicate the dress is. Would have loved this look with a updo and soft purple smokey eyes and pale/pink lips.

RACHEL ZOE + KAROLINA KURKOVA__Rachel Zoe Collection

Rachel first…The dress is fine. Not great but fine. If she really wanted to show off the necklace she should have worn her hair up. Man, I really wished she had kept some of that pregnancy weight on…..yikes.

Karolina- ABSOLUTLEY BREATHAKING!!!! I MEAN- COMPLETE GODDESS!!!

TO WEAR A FULLY COVERED, LONG SLEEVE GOWN COVERED IN GOLD AND SEQUINS WITH A TURBAN….AHHHH PERFECTION.

I’d be honored to wear this!

EMMA STONE-__Lanvin

Ehhh. I feel like she looks like a candy stripper. I’d call this a “Zooey” look ie Zoey Deschanel.

KRISTEN STEWART__Balenciaga

I can whole heartedly say I hate every single thing about this look.

LILY COLLINS__Valentino

All I keep thinking is Clara in “The Nutcracker.”

CAMERON DIAZ___Stella McCartney

Yeah, Cameron’s no fool. She knew she’d run into Justin and Jessica and wanted to look her best. Bravo lady. You definitely out styled your competition.

CHRISTINA RICCI__THAKOON

WERKKKK!!!!!! This gala is honoring fashion and how else to do that than to wear somthing so couture’ and fabulous. Gag….LOVE!!!!!

LEIGHTON MEESTER___Marchesa

Ummmm…..is my computer playing tricks on my me? You look like you have jaundice. Blehhhh terrible!!!!!

JANUARY JONES___Versace

Beautiful gown. Great color. But all I think about is “Kill Bill.”

BEYONCE__Givenchy

Yes, you are ‘People’s Most Beautiful Person of 2012″.

Yes, you are looking fit as ever for a new mommy.

Yes, I get the blue on your dress is for your new baby, Blue.

But I still don’t like the dress.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON WHITELEY

And this is why she is a Supermodel.

MARY KATE OLSEN___Unknown 

Ummm Mary Kate? Why do you look like you are wrapped in a garbage bag and were electrocuted?

KRISTEN DUNST___Rodarte

Ms. Claus? Do you take requests like Santa?

ALICIA KEYS____Givenchy

One thought- MC Hammer Crotch

CAMILLA BELLE__Ralph Lauren

PERFECTION. Divine fit. Classic Old Hollywood hair and makeup. Now, this is how you rock a dark lip. I am blown away!

KATHERINE McPhee___Ellie Saab

Playing a Star on “SMASH” has definitely taught you how to dress like a Star. Delicious.

JESSICA ALBA__Micheal Kors

Great. I feel like we’ve seen this look on her before. I wish she had parted her hair the other way, it would have opened up her look and been more of a statement.

FLORENCE WELCH__ALEXANDER McQUEEN

I just love Florence. Crazy and owning it.

GWYNETH PALTROW___Prada

No ma’am.  I admit your body is stupid but if you are going to do that much side boob you have to have  long dress. Or a mini skirt and covered up arms.

LANA DEL RAY__ Altuzarra

This dark lip would have worked if she was still wearing her blonde hair. The cape is alittle dark and dreary for Spring. {And you know I LOVE a cape.}

JESSICA BIEL & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE__TOM FORD

This was their big debut together. Why does Jessica look sooooo washed out???? Get those bangs out of your face and self tan into a happy engaged glow!!!!!!

Justin, you are adorable. See if you can work on your bride before your wedding day.

 So what are your thoughts? I’m dying to hear!!!! Write me underneath and let’s see if were felt the same on all of these looks! xoxo, Loftiss